Crazy Quotes

Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true. (Niels Bohr)
Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. View quote
George Carlin
I may be crazy, but it keeps me from going insane. View quote
Waylon Jennings
Desperation is the perfume of the young actor. It's so satisfying to have gotten rid of it. If you keep smelling it, it can drive you crazy. In this business a lot of people go nuts, go eccentric, even end up dead from it. Not my plan. View quote
Uma Thurman
What will I be doing in twenty years' time? I'll be dead, darling! Are you crazy? View quote
Freddie Mercury
Insane people are always sure they're just fine. It's only the sane people who are willing to admit they're crazy. View quote
Nora Ephron
If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up. View quote
Hunter S. Thompson
The world of knowledge takes a crazy turn when teachers themselves are taught to learn. View quote
Bertolt Brecht
Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live. View quote
Charles Bukowski
Crazy people don't sit around wondering if they're nuts. View quote
Jake Gyllenhaal
There's no excuse to be bored. Sad, yes. Angry, yes. Depressed, yes. Crazy, yes. But there's no excuse for boredom, ever. (Viggo Mortensen)
Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. And they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do. View quote
Steve Jobs
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree. View quote
W. C. Fields
A newspaper is a device for making the ignorant more ignorant and the crazy crazier. View quote
H. L. Mencken
We are obliged to regard many of our original minds as crazy at least until we have become as clever as they are. View quote
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven. View quote
Jimi Hendrix
If anyone is crazy enough to want to kill a president of the United States, he can do it. All he must be prepared to do is give his life for the president's. View quote
John F. Kennedy
The line between normal and crazy seemed impossibly thin. A person would have to be an expert tightrope walker in order not to fall. View quote
Augusten Burroughs
It just happened that the public happened to, uh, appreciate the satirical quality of these crazy things. View quote
Rube Goldberg
I like someone who is a little crazy but coming from a good place. I think scars are sexy because it means you made a mistake that led to a mess. View quote
Angelina Jolie
There is no salvation in becoming adapted to a world which is crazy. (Henry Miller)
Grant stood by me when I was crazy, and I stood by him when he was drunk, and now we stand by each other. View quote
William Tecumseh Sherman
People tracking your life and photographing you anywhere you go, that can make you crazy. View quote
Tom Selleck
If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.' View quote
Jeff Foxworthy
Silence speaks so much louder than screaming tantrums. Never give anyone an excuse to say that you're crazy. View quote
Taylor Swift