Laugh Quotes - page 82

What monstrous absurdities and paradoxes have resisted whole batteries of serious arguments, and then crumbled swiftly into dust before the ringing death-knell of a laugh. (Agnes Repplier)
Wot cher! all the neighbours cried, Who yer gonna meet, Bill, Have yer bought the street, Bill? Laugh! I thought I should've died, Knocked 'em in the Old Kent Road. View quote
Albert Chevalier
I laugh almost everyday. I have a good sense of humor, so I'm always finding something funny. View quote
Condoleezza Rice
The itch is a mean, unconfessable, ridiculous malady one can pity someone who is suffering someone who wants to scratch himself makes one laugh. View quote
André Gide
You cannot laugh and be unkind at the same time. View quote
Kahlil Gibran
Should we all confess our sins to one another we would all laugh at one another for our lack of originality. View quote
Kahlil Gibran
Tjaden reappears. He is still quite excited and again joins the conversation, wondering just how a war gets started. 'Mostly by one country badly offending another,' answers Albert with a slight air of superiority. Then Tjaden pretends to be obtuse. 'A country? I don't follow. A mountain in Germany cannot offend a mountain in France. Or a river, or a wood, or a field of wheat.' 'Are you really as stupid as that, or are you just pulling my leg?' growls Kropp. 'I don't mean that at all. One people offends the other-' 'Then I haven't any business here at all,' replies Tjaden, 'I don't feel myself offended.' 'Well, let me tell you,' says Albert sourly,' it doesn't apply to tramps like you.' 'Then I can be going home right away,' retorts Tjaden, and we all laugh. View quote
Erich Maria Remarque
They laughed at Edison and Einstein, but somehow I still feel uncomfortable when they laugh at me. View quote
Ashleigh Brilliant
To laugh often and much; To win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; To earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; To appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; To leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded. View quote
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else's feelings. View quote
Ellen DeGeneres
I'm not one for blaspheming, but that one made me laugh. (Morgan Freeman)
One can always lament, you know - but to laugh in the face of life, that's very hard. And for me the great tragedian should also be a great comedian. View quote
Martha Graham
The Partnership for a Drug Free America? Please, make me laugh and gag at the same time with that title. They're a lobbying arm for the liquor and prescription drug industries. They don't want a drug-free America, they want an America free of the drugs that are their competition. View quote
Bill Maher
He wanted to talk to them, if he could, to discover whether they had truths about life which he had never heard before. Here is what he hoped new truths might do for him: enable him to laugh at his troubles, to go on living, and to keep out of the North Wing of the Midland County General Hospital, which was for lunatics. View quote
Kurt Vonnegut
Journalism is the most Americanized of all professions, and nothing is more American than the belief that economic matters trump ideological ones. There is very little talk of ideology in coverage of any country. Western journalists here see a poor North facing off against a rich South and laugh at the notion that the former might have serious designs on the latter. They don't seem aware of what I call the South's state-loyalty deficit. View quote
Brian Reynolds Myers
He's got a lead brain. It's a battle magnet. He carries it around by the guilt straps...don't laugh, you didn't see the size of the blizzard that birthed him. View quote
Buddy Wakefield
To make mistakes is human; to stumble is commonplace; to be able to laugh at yourself is maturity. View quote
William Arthur Ward
Beware of those who laugh at nothing or everything. View quote
Arnold H. Glasow
I just like to make people laugh. View quote
Andrew Dice Clay
Posterity will one day laugh at the foolishness of modern materialistic philosophers. The more I study nature, the more I stand amazed at the work of the Creator. I pray while I am engaged at my work in the laboratory. View quote
Louis Pasteur
I'm not the man to say that failure's sweet, Nor tell a chap to laugh when things go wrong; I know it hurts to have to take defeat An' no one likes to lose before a throng; It isn't very pleasant not to win When you have done the very best you could; But if you're down, get up an' buckle in- A lickin' often does a fellow good. (Edgar Guest)
Sing, laugh; be happy, be famous; Each one of you will soon be in the darkness. View quote
Victor Hugo
The peculiarity of sunrise is to make us laugh at all our terrors of the night, and our laugh is always proportioned to the fear we have had. View quote
Victor Hugo
I don't need somebody behind a desk to tell me what a marketing survey says is funny. I got 3 million miles and 70,000 tickets sold, telling me that I know how to make people laugh. View quote
D. L. Hughley
Somehow for me these common tunes Can never sound the same again: They've magic now to thrill my heart And bring before me, clear and plain, Man that is master of his flesh, And has the laugh of death and pain. View quote
Eva Dobell