Laugh Quotes - page 8

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortunes. (Bert Williams)
He knows that you have to laugh at the things that hurt you just to keep yourself in balance, just to keep the world from running you plumb crazy. View quote
Ken Kesey
He's the sort of guy that gets a laugh out of people. View quote
Ken Kesey
You can laugh or you can cry. It is up to you which one you do. View quote
Rachael Ray
Work hard. Laugh when you feel like crying. Keep an open mind, open eyes and an open spirit. View quote
Rachael Ray
They're a symbol of the whole town, pretending to fight, love, weep, and laugh all the time - and they're phonies, all of them. And I head the list...their phony hearts were dripping with the milk of human kindness. View quote
Ben Hecht
A good story should make you laugh, and a moment later break your heart. View quote
Chuck Palahniuk
Everything is funnier in retrospect, funnier and prettier and cooler. You can laugh at anything from far enough away. View quote
Chuck Palahniuk
Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually how you end up crying? View quote
Chuck Palahniuk
Also consider that someday, when you're dead and rotted, kids with their baby teeth will sit in their time-geography class and laugh about how stupid you were. View quote
Chuck Palahniuk
Drink and dance and laugh and lie, Love, the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.) (Dorothy Parker)
If one's friends do not openly laugh at him, they are not in fact his friends. View quote
Dean Koontz
Americans should never come to Europe,' she said, and tried to laugh and began to cry, 'it means they never can be happy again. What's the good of an American who isn't happy? Happiness was all we had. View quote
James Baldwin
We always say, one day we will laugh at this. I always try to make sure that this one day is today... View quote
Jacob Aagaard
I am forced, as I have often said, to try to make myself laugh, that I may not cry: for one or other I must do. View quote
Samuel Richardson
I'm glad we had the times together just to laugh and sing a song, seems like we just got started and then before you know it, the times we had together were gone. View quote
Dr. Seuss
My dear Kepler, what would you say of the learned here, who, replete with the pertinacity of the asp, have steadfastly refused to cast a glance through the telescope? What shall we make of this? Shall we laugh, or shall we cry? View quote
Galileo Galilei
Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world's original sin. If the cave-man had known how to laugh, History would have been different. View quote
Oscar Wilde
Laugh at yourself, but don't ever aim your doubt at yourself. Be bold. When you embark for strange places, don't leave any of yourself safely on shore. Have the nerve to go into unexplored territory. View quote
Alan Alda
A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. View quote
Chevy Chase
I am in no way facetious, nor disposed for the mirth and galliardize of company, yet in one dream I can compose a whole Comedy, behold the action, apprehend the jests, and laugh myself awake at the conceits thereof. (Thomas Browne)
To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools. View quote
Jean de La Bruyère
Women laugh when they can, and weepe when they will. View quote
George Herbert
The English can laugh and at the same time strike you down, without the least compunction. It is the secret of their success as a nation. View quote
Peter Ackroyd
The monster London laugh at me. View quote
Abraham Cowley