Laugh Quotes - page 77

If a man is tongue-tied, don't laugh at him, but, rather, feel pity for him, as you would for a man with broken legs. (Abraham Cahan)
For several months I was incapable of feeling anything, completely inaccessible to my feelings - I did not laugh, I did not cry. View quote
Abraham Pais
It's nice if people can finally loosen up a little bit and just go out laugh at silliness. I mean, people take themselves way too seriously sometimes. View quote
Larry the Cable Guy
What I do onstage, there's maybe .0001 percent of the population that acts like that. I talk like that because it makes me laugh, and because I know a couple of people that talk like that. They're really that Southern. And they do funny things. I love 'em; they're awesome. They're good people. View quote
Larry the Cable Guy
Observe it, the vulgar often laugh, but never smile, whereas well-bred people often smile, and seldom or never laugh. A witty thing never excited laughter, it pleases only the mind and never distorts the countenance. View quote
Philip Stanhope, 4th Earl of Chesterfield
But as we laugh we are watched by large and awful faces from beyond: and on these faces there is no smile. View quote
Hilaire Belloc
I've made myself laugh from some ideas - but I've never scared myself. View quote
R. L. Stine
You don't know what a rough crowd is. If all I have to do is go make people laugh, that's nothing. Let me tell you what a tough crowd is. A tough crowd is going to a morning service and you got six people there and you gotta pat your house payment. That's a tough crowd. View quote
Sam Kinison
Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change. View quote
Sam Kinison
I have a feeling I'm going to wake up one day and say 'I can't do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.' I'll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory. View quote
Bob Saget
Friends are helpful not only because they will listen to us, but because they will laugh at us Through them we learn a little objectivity, a little modesty, a little courtesy We learn the rules of life and become better players of the game. (Will Durant)
I'm on so late I'm definitely the last seconds of anyone's attention. So I just want to give them something dumb to laugh at, so they go, 'That's funny,' then fall asleep. View quote
Jimmy Fallon
I like to see people laugh who are normally serious. View quote
Jimmy Fallon
I just feel like people like a little break. Especially at 12:37 at night, you go, like, 'I'm just tired of the snarky right now. I just want to lie down and have somebody make me laugh for an hour. Entertain me, and then I'm going to sleep with a smile on my face.' That's my job; that's what I do. View quote
Jimmy Fallon
Good planning is important. I've also regarded a sense of humor as one of the most important things on a big expedition. When you're in a difficult or dangerous situation, or when you're depressed about the chances of success, someone who can make you laugh eases the tension. View quote
Edmund Hillary
I think comedy and satire are a very important part of democracy, and it's important we are able to laugh at the idiosyncrasies or the follies or vanities of people in power. View quote
Rory Bremner
The basic function of a comic is stand-up because it's so straightforward and simple. If the audience don't laugh, you didn't do your job. I've had some audiences where I didn't care if they laughed or not because they were either too drunk or stupid. View quote
Marcus Brigstocke
On my Youtube page there are so many haters. They just say crazy stuff. Like, I'm not mad. I'm 16 years old and I don't have chest hair and I'm not angry about it at the moment. That will come. People are like, "Look at him he puts helium in his voice before he sings." You just have to laugh at yourself. It's funny. View quote
Justin Bieber
I hunger for your sleek laugh and your hands the color of a furious harvest. I want to eat the sunbeams flaring in your beauty. View quote
Pablo Neruda
First we had two earthquakes - fine, this week God not only hates republicans, but apparently us kernel developers too. But we kernel developers laugh in the face of danger, and a 5.5 earthquake just makes us whimper and hide in the closet for a while. View quote
Linus Torvalds
I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh. (Rita Rudner)
My only goal is to make you laugh, not tell you the truth. View quote
Ron White
I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn't care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there. View quote
Ron White
I remember the first time I heard a teenager say 'LOL.' Just what? But it means 'laugh.' Why don't you just laugh? What are you doing? View quote
J. K. Rowling
I have a good, hearty laugh and an energetic handshake, and those are trump cards. View quote
Albert Camus