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When people talk of the Freedom of Writing, Speaking, or thinking, I cannot choose but laugh. No such thing ever existed. No such thing now exists; but I hope it will exist. But it must be hundreds of years after you and I shall write and speak no more.
John Adams
One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
Robert A. Heinlein
If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an old lady and push her down the stairs. If you want to make comedy writers laugh, you push an actual old lady down the stairs.
Tina Fey
Build me straight, O worthy Master Staunch and strong, a goodly vessel, That shall laugh at all disaster, And with wave and whirlwind wrestle.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
There is nothing more silly than a silly laugh.
Catullus
What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
Steve Martin
A good laugh is sunshine in the house.
William Makepeace Thackeray
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners are much more fun.
Billy Joel
My life has been one great big joke, a dance that's walked a song that's spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke when I think about myself.
Maya Angelou
But what if I fail of my purpose here? It is but to keep the nerves at strain, to dry one's eyes and laugh at a fall, and baffled, get up and begin again.
Robert Browning
The watch-dog's voice that bay'd the whispering wind, And the loud laugh that spoke the vacant mind.
Oliver Goldsmith
Man, when you lose your laugh you lose your footing.
Ken Kesey
Laugh loudly, laugh often, and most important, laugh at yourself.
Chelsea Handler
It is of immense importance to learn to laugh at ourselves.
Katherine Mansfield
You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.
Jonathan Davis
I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour.
Richard Pryor
I am sure that since I have had the full use of my reason, nobody has ever heard me laugh.
Philip Stanhope, 4th Earl of Chesterfield
A lover, when he is admitted to cards, ought to be solemnly silent, and observe the motions of his mistress. He must laugh when she laughs, sigh when she sighs. In short, he should be the shadow of her mind. A lady, in the presence of her lover, should never want a looking-glass as a beau, in the presence of his looking-glass, never wants a mistress.
Henry Fielding
I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
Bill Watterson
One could laugh at the world better if it didn't mix tender kindliness with its brutality.
D. H. Lawrence
It's not catastrophes, murders, deaths, diseases, that age and kill us; it's the way people look and laugh, and run up the steps of omnibuses.
Virginia Woolf
You can't live a positive life with a negative mind and if you have a positive outcome you have a positive income and just to have more positivity and just to kind of laugh it off.
Miley Cyrus
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