Wife Quotes - page 9

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. (Henny Youngman)
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. View quote
Henny Youngman
I know I can still play, but it's like I told my wife, I'm just tired mentally. I'm just tired. View quote
Brett Favre
My wife heard me say I love you a thousand times, but she never once heard me say sorry. View quote
Bruce Willis
My ultimate joy and happiness is being a wife and mother. View quote
Melissa Etheridge
I was seventeen years old, a married woman without real responsibilities, miserable about my mixed-up emotions, afraid there was something awfully wrong with me because I didn't enjoy being a wife. Worst of all, I didn't have enough to do. View quote
Mary Martin
Men will bear many things from a kept mistress, which they would not bear from a wife. View quote
Samuel Richardson
The purpose of my life is being a father to my kids and being a husband to my wife. View quote
Terrence Howard
If you learn life's lessons, you will do well. If not, life will just continue to push you around. People do two things. Some just let life push them around. Others get angry and push back. But they push back against their boss, or their job, or their husband or wife. They do not know it's life that's pushing. View quote
Robert Kiyosaki
The Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistress. View quote
Saki
Sri Yukteswar used to poke gentle fun at the commonly inadequate conceptions of renunciation. 'A beggar cannot renounce wealth,' Master would say. 'If a man laments: 'My business has failed; my wife has left me; I will renounce all and enter a monastery,' to what worldly sacrifice is he referring? He did not renounce wealth and love; they renounced him!' Saints like Gandhi, on the other hand, have made not only tangible material sacrifices, but also the more difficult renunciation of selfish motive and private goal, merging their inmost being in the stream of humanity as a whole. (Paramahansa Yogananda)
The highest duty of the man is not to his father, but to his wife; and for the sake of that woman he abandons all other earthly ties, should any of these happen to interfere with that relation. View quote
Lafcadio Hearn
From the poetry of Lord Byron they drew a system of ethics compounded of misanthropy and voluptuousness,-a system in which the two great commandments were to hate your neighbour and to love your neighbour's wife. View quote
Thomas Babington Macaulay
All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife. View quote
Daniel Boone
A woman's life is not perfect or whole till she has added herself to a husband. Nor is a man's life perfect or whole till he has added to himself a wife. View quote
Anthony Trollope
People are broad-minded. They'll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater and even a newspaperman, but if a man does not drive, there is something wrong with him. View quote
Art Buchwald
Finding a good band is Iike finding a good wife. You got to keep trying till you find the right one. View quote
Ace Frehley
My wife and I just prefer Seattle. It's a beautiful city. Great setting. You open your front door in the morning and the air smells like pine and the sea, as opposed to bus exhaust. View quote
Ron Reagan
A girl has the power to go forward in her life. And she's not only a mother, she's not only a sister, she's not only a wife. But a girl has the – she should have an identity. She should be recognized and she has equal rights as a boy. View quote
Malala Yousafzai
If you come to France and you wear a veil, if you go to one of the administrative buildings, then that's not acceptable. If you don't want your wife to be examined by a male doctor, then you're not welcome here. France is a country that's open. View quote
Nicolas Sarkozy
What second love could she [Olympias] make out of her ruined first love? The second love that most women make out of their first love for husbands grows from a mutual and tacit sadness in both husband and wife that he is only in rare moments the man both would like him to be. (Laura Riding)
Imagine how frustrating it is, being completely locked up and watching your family leave, your wife and children, and not being able to do anything about it. View quote
Tommy Lee
I'm very romantic, I'm extremely romantic. I date my wife. View quote
Alice Cooper
Because of the security reasons for one thing and, second, my wife doesn't like to have her hair blown about. Have you got another silly question? View quote
John Prescott
A word must become a friend or you will not understand it. Perhaps you do well to be cool and detached when you are seeking information, but I remind you of the wife who complained, 'When I ask John if he loves me, he thinks I am asking for information'. View quote
Edward Coke