Funny Quotes - page 98

I'm not one to sit here and judge here. But I think it's funny that the people that condemn the adult industry the most are the ones consuming the product the most. (Sasha Grey)
I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way. View quote
Joe Rogan
It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks. View quote
Joe Rogan
I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking. View quote
Joe Rogan
The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh. View quote
Joe Rogan
That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard. View quote
Joe Rogan
The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time. View quote
Joe Rogan
It's funny, when bands or younger musicians ask me: 'So, what does it take to make it?' Well, first explain to me what you mean by 'making it': Do you want to be a rock star or do you want music to be your livelihood? View quote
Eddie Van Halen
I mean it's funny, playing music, how of course you want it to do well, you want them to like it, but it's not competitive like an election, it's the Olympics, it's not a Formula 1 race. The Billboard charts are just to show you what people like. View quote
Eddie Van Halen
It's funny because when you do become successful, you're forced to look backwards and try to crawl back into the womb where you first started to create. View quote
Jack White
Possibly I've become less funny as I've been happier. (Wendy Cope)
Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head. View quote
Darrell Hammond
Do you know anything that in all its innocence is more humiliating than the funny pages of a Sunday newspaper in America? View quote
Johan Huizinga
To me, some of the funniest movies would be probably categorized in the dramatic genre, and likewise, some of the most dramatic films, or films that have the most dramatic moments, are in comedies. View quote
Paul Rudd
I love readings and my readers, but the din of voices of the audience gives me stage fright, and the din of voices inside whisper that I am a fraud, and that the jig is up. Surely someone will rise up from the audience and say out loud that not only am I not funny and helpful, but I'm annoying, and a phony. View quote
Anne Lamott
I wear black skinny-fit jeans - I can't get away from them. It's funny because I wore baggy jeans for ages, then one day my friend convinced me to try on a skinny pair and I thought they were great. View quote
Shaun White
I fell into conversation with Douglas. His is a split personality. À deux he is delightful; clever, funny, observant, drily cynical. But get him anywhere near "display mode", particularly if there are officials around, and he might as well have a corncob up his arse. Pompous, trite, high-sounding, cautiously guarded. View quote
Alan Clark
As far as I'm concerned we are all God That's the difference If you really think another guy is God he doesn't lock you up Funny about that. View quote
Ram Dass
The things that make me laugh are considered smart or whatever, I guess. But stuff that's self-consciously intelligent or self-consciously hip or cool, that doesn't do it for me either. You just try to be funny. View quote
Greg Giraldo
The hardest part, for real, is probably when you just don't feel like going on stage and being funny. View quote
Greg Giraldo
One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself. (Bill Murray)
Interviewer: Have you ever attended a mime school? Brian: Nop. Never. I used to watch a lot of cartoons and the Muppets Show and that's why I make the funny faces. So it was all cartoon and Jim Henson. View quote
Brian Viglione
It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible. View quote
Johnny Knoxville
If you play it straight it's funny - the best comedy is always played straight down the middle. The adjustment is understanding from the screenplay that a moment is hilarious. View quote
Tom Hiddleston
Chris Hemsworth is like Christopher Reeve in that he can do two things: he can wear a big red cape without a shred of self-consciousness. But he's also funny as hell, and he's so sweet. So with all the fish-out-of-water stuff, he's so funny. So he does almost two jobs in a way. View quote
Tom Hiddleston