Funny Quotes - page 97

Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you're funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you. (Joan Rivers)
I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny. View quote
Joan Rivers
When I was a kid, my goodness, corporate America was a bunch of stolid white guys in gray suits trying to be serious, and now it's stolid white guys in gray suits trying to be funny. View quote
Emo Philips
It's really funny - when I'm depressed or I'm having a hard time, I'll write really fun stuff. And then when I'm really happy, I write really depressing stuff. View quote
Kathleen Hanna
I still read the British papers, but I've never been a Royalist, ever. It's funny, there always seems to be much more of a fascination with the Royal Family over here then there does in England. View quote
Paul Bettany
When you're a kid, 'Star Trek' is a slower burn. It's funny, it's entertaining, but it also has a maturity about it - which is its universal appeal, I think. View quote
Benedict Cumberbatch
Do I like being thought of as attractive? I don't know anyone on Earth who doesn't, but I do find it funny. View quote
Benedict Cumberbatch
It's the details and the human element that makes 'Recount' entertaining. Even though we know how the election ends, it plays like a thriller. It's also funny. View quote
Kevin Spacey
There aren't many funny bits in Mr Tolkien either,' Matilda said. ‘Do you think that all children's books ought to have funny bits in them?' Miss Honey asked. ‘I do,' Matilda said. ‘Children are not so serious as grown-ups and love to laugh. View quote
Roald Dahl
I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don't even notice that that's the thing. View quote
Eddie Izzard
It's funny, but thinking back on it now, I realize that this particular point in time, as I stood there blinking in the deserted hall, was the one point at which I might have chosen to do something very much different from what I actually did. But of course I didn't see this crucial moment for what it actually was; I suppose we never do. Instead, I only yawned, and shook myself from the momentary daze that had come upon me, and went on my way down the stairs. (Donna Tartt)
I'm really not that funny in real life. But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh. View quote
Carol Burnett
It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington. View quote
Carol Burnett
My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English. View quote
Margaret Cho
I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out. View quote
Margaret Cho
I wish I could be as thin as Jessica Simpson. I think she looks gorgeous! I have had Jessica on my show several times, and I can tell you that girl is genuine and funny with a great self-deprecating sense of humor. View quote
Rachael Ray
Although I have guitars all around and I pick themm up occasionally and write a tune and make a record, I don't really see myself as a musician. It may seem a funny thing to say. It's just like, I write lyrics amd I make up songs, but I'm not a great lyricist or songwriter or producer. It's when you put all these things together - that makes me. View quote
George Harrison
here are some funny songs, there are some songs that we didn't even remember. I heard this song that Ringo is singing, I still don't know the title of it, but it is got the most amazing lyrics and it's a quite a good production. And quite a good tun. View quote
George Harrison
If you're sick, watch funny movies. View quote
Mandy Patinkin
I watch things that are fun, or funny, or interesting. View quote
Martha Plimpton
It's not common for a woman on television, especially if she's the mom of the family, to be funny. She's usually a straight man or foil. (Martha Plimpton)
I remember straightening my hair because I wanted to be like everybody else, and now the fact that anybody would emulate what I do? It's just funny. View quote
Taylor Swift
There's been so many different types of musicals, and it's a funny genre because there's a fine line between clever and stupid. It really takes a genius to know how to do it. View quote
Melissa Etheridge
Video is a funny thing. It's one thing to be an artist, singer-songwriter, and use words and create pictures in people's minds. And then be asked to do video for it, to actually give a certain visual for your song. View quote
Melissa Etheridge
Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen. View quote
Julia Sweeney