Funny Quotes - page 3

I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown. (Bernie Mac)
I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be a better place. View quote
Jeff Kinney
Pride is a funny thing; it can make what is truly worthless appear to be a treasure. View quote
Alice Hoffman
I talked to ex-wives of musicians of the '70s for research. They're the funniest people in the world, yet there is this sad, beautiful thing in their eyes that says they've seen more than they could ever possibly tell you. View quote
Kate Hudson
I'm the youngest in my family, and everyone is very funny, and I was always trying to keep up with them. I just loved making people laugh. View quote
Lisa Kudrow
Europe is scooters. Europe is five young people on one bench sharing a chocolate bar. Their idea of entertainment and fun is so much different than ours, which is exactly why a movie about them would be funny. View quote
Mike Myers
I realized my family was funny, because nobody ever wanted to leave our house. View quote
Anthony Anderson
What was funny if you were there is that we were all immensely sophisticated people who knew exactly what she was going to say and we're chatting away, nice to see you. View quote
Anthony Holden
What's funny is my husband doesn't have any tattoos at all, so he must be the very conservative one. View quote
Ashley Scott
Some really good things kind of swing both ways and I like to see people that can swing really, really, really sad and horrible and terrible and really, really, really beautiful and funny. View quote
Beth Henley
A lot of the tabloid stories are written so well, they're very clever and very funny. But you have to focus on what's really important and not read them - don't dive into it and don't get caught up in it. (Calista Flockhart)
But it was this tough little character part that I was playing, a very funny little guy that I invented over a weekend, because I realized I was not contributing to the humor of this thing. And I had to do something. View quote
Dabney Coleman
Sometimes in the most tragic situation, something just profoundly funny happens. View quote
David Hyde Pierce
Funny is when you're serious. View quote
Harvey Korman
Movies either work or they don't work and they're either funny or they're not and we work very hard. To achieve that kind of work is really kind of delicate stitching. View quote
Ivan Reitman
It's funny how making odd noises can get you into strange situations sometimes. View quote
Kid Koala
I'm not on all the time. I like to have fun and be funny, but I'm much more of a thinker. View quote
Keenen Ivory Wayans
Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it. View quote
Mike Judge
I'm not a very serious person. You know how they say that clowns are very funny in public and are really sad at home? I'm really kind of stupid at home and more serious in public. View quote
Roland Joffe
We are supposed to enjoy the good stuff now, while we can, with the people we love. Life has a funny way of teaching us that lesson over and over again. View quote
Sheena Easton
What was really funny is that as I got older all those guys who called me a sissy in junior high school wanted me to be their best friend because they wanted to meet all the girls that I knew in figure skating. (Scott Hamilton)
Memory is funny. Once you hit a vein the problem is not how to remember but how to control the flow. View quote
Tobias Wolff
If I ever do anything, it actually might be some fantasy elf thing or even some cute, funny thing. Just to do something a little bit out of the ordinary. I've done my superhero gig. View quote
Todd McFarlane
I am always drawn to men that are funny. I do not know why. But I am always drawn to people that are struggling with parts of themselves... But it's like in the end, there has to be confidence. View quote
Vanessa Carlton
If my life wasn't funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable. View quote
Carrie Fisher