Funny Quotes - page 2

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God. (Bill Cosby)
I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working. View quote
Peter Sellers
The funniest line in English is "Get it?" When you say that, everyone chortles. View quote
Garrison Keillor
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. View quote
Garrison Keillor
When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth. View quote
George Bernard Shaw
It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it? View quote
Eleanor H. Porter
It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget. View quote
Chuck Palahniuk
I like reading Ball Tongue lyrics and all that stuff. And they published a book, and I wouldn't give my lyrics, and it's all wrong in the book, and I giggle. It's funny. View quote
Jonathan Davis
Funny, I never shopped. Even my jewelry - not a piece of my jewelry I bought for me. View quote
Imelda Marcos
There's always something funny about men chasing women. View quote
David Spade
It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious. (Bill Hicks)
My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world. View quote
Muhammad Ali
Nothing is funnier than unhappiness, I grant you that. Yes, yes, it's the most comical thing in the world. View quote
Samuel Beckett
I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest. View quote
Janeane Garofalo
You have to have funny faces and words, you can't just have words. It is a powerful thing, and I think that's why it's hard for people to imagine that women can do that, be that powerful. View quote
Ellen DeGeneres
I know some people say I can be funny. But there is always a deeper meaning to what I say. I am a socialist at heart and have the interests of the poor in mind. When people see how I manage to work my way out of tough situations, it gives them hope in their own life. View quote
Lalu Prasad Yadav
Only man has dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny. View quote
Ronald Knox
Certainly there are lots of things in life that money wont buy, but its very funny Have you ever tried to buy them without money. View quote
Ogden Nash
It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to. View quote
J. D. Salinger
What doesn't kill us makes us funnier. View quote
Marian Keyes
I used to work at NASA in Virginia. It was nothing glamorous; I was just tasked with making code compile for obscure projects, and I wasn't very good at it. Now I spend most of my time drawing pictures and looking at funny things on the Internet, which in retrospect is largely what I did at my old job, too. (Randall Munroe)
A politician is a politician whether he's wearing a suit or a funny hat. View quote
Reza Aslan
I just want to be funny, I just want to do comedy. View quote
Tracy Morgan
Its funny how you can let yourself forget for seconds, how even in the heat of the horrible, you can have moments when you fool yourself into thinking it might all be okay. View quote
Harlan Coben
I always approach comedy roles pretending they aren't funny. View quote
Brendan Fraser