Funny Quotes - page 100

You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me. (Chevy Chase)
My father was the funniest guy I ever met. I'm not sure if I stole his stuff or if I inherited it. View quote
Chevy Chase
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. View quote
Billy Corgan
A good artist is willing to die many times over. What's funny is, I've died so many times. View quote
Billy Corgan
Actually I never did stand up. I'm not that funny. View quote
Maynard James Keenan
It's funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied without being paid for. But you know why people steal the music? Because they can't afford the music. View quote
Tom Petty
I found that I could write two kinds of short stories: I could write very absurd, kind of surrealistic, funny stories; or I could write very dark, realistic - hyper-realistic - stories. I was never happy with that, because I couldn't meld the two. View quote
Dennis Lehane
There isn't so much to be afraid of, out there. I can remember thinking it was funny to find that out, on the last night of my life; I'd spent the rest of it being afraid of everything. View quote
Nick Hornby
I meditate and I also think about meditation. Which is funny. I think about Maharishi, about just the idea of meditating. It gives me something. View quote
Brian Wilson
I don't think, 'Gee, I'd like to dress this person.' There was a picture in Us magazine. It was a jersey dress, and Courtney Love was wearing it. I have this thing about Courtney Love, this funny worship. View quote
Marc Jacobs
I always find it kind of embarrassing, kind of funny, and kind of exciting. In New York I'm recognized a lot, although nobody says anything. You know, they stare at you just a second too long. But in Paris it's not as commonplace to be recognized. (Marc Jacobs)
I'm attracted to women who are smart and funny and ambitious and have lives of their own and great families. Isn't that what attracts anyone? View quote
Tom Brady
To me, the highest expression of life is art with jokes. It's very rarified, very difficult to accomplish if you want to be more than just funny and more than just jokes about human gaseousness. View quote
Neil Peart
I don't really get shaken very much. People could heckle me, a spotlight could go out, I could forget a lyric... I'm not operating on somebody's brain, you know what I mean? So I just think it's all funny. View quote
Harry Connick
You know what's funny? I don't ever feel the need to escape. I have a strong marriage. I like my life. You hear about these guys having midlife crises - I don't see that happening to me. View quote
Harry Connick
Ohh, I guess you got me there. He's absolutely right. I'm just a wash up. Gotta stand on the stage. - responding to the heckler saying "You're not funny! You're a reject! You never had no shows! You never had no movies! 'Seinfeld' that's it!" View quote
Michael Richards
I had this funny family. At one end, they were breeding dogs in south-east London - for greyhound racing - and at the other, my uncle was living in Downing Street. And I would actually go to Downing Street, which didn't strike me as funny. I'd get on the number 15 bus. View quote
Michael Moorcock
But as far as being popular, yeah, I think Dave Barry is really funny. View quote
Jonathan Franzen
The trick is always to write in pairs because if at least two people find it funny, you've immediately halved the odds of it not being funny. View quote
Steve Coogan
The great thing is that the funny side of getting old is fuel for my comedy. View quote
Steve Coogan
If you are a great dramatic actor then you often don't know if people are enjoying your stuff at all because they are sitting there in silence. But with comedy it's a simple premise. If it's funny, people laugh. If it's not, they don't. (Steve Coogan)
But with comedy it's a simple premise. If it's funny, people laugh. If it's not, they don't. View quote
Steve Coogan
The promos with all of the beautiful women probably attracted some men, but the mystery story line is pretty cool. It's got that dark edge, and people will watch anything funny. View quote
James Denton
And of course Marc Cherry heightens it and makes it hilarious. But there's so many universal themes in the show, and he made it so funny. We knew he was onto something if he could keep it up and, thankfully, he did. View quote
James Denton
It was a great game, and exciting and dramatic and even at times tragic - but funny it emphatically was not. View quote
John Masterman