Funny Quotes

Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else. (Will Rogers)
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!', but 'That's funny ...' View quote
Isaac Asimov
It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. View quote
W. Somerset Maugham
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world. View quote
George Bernard Shaw
Life would be tragic if it weren't funny. View quote
Stephen Hawking
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. View quote
George Bernard Shaw
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious. View quote
Peter Ustinov
Life was a funny thing that occurred on the way to the grave. View quote
Quentin Crisp
You can't really be strong until you can see a funny side things. View quote
Ken Kesey
I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand. View quote
Leonardo DiCaprio
It's funny how songs change our lives, right? (Jared Leto)
If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you. View quote
Billy Wilder
Books are funny little portable pieces of thought. View quote
Susan Sontag
It is funny that men who are supposed to be scientific cannot get themselves to realise the basic principle of physics, that action and reaction are equal and opposite, that when you persecute people you always rouse them to be strong and stronger. View quote
Gertrude Stein
It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son. View quote
Gertrude Stein
The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. View quote
David Ogilvy
I can't even really tell a joke. I find being funny very hard work. I am always asked about it and I feel guilty saying that, but it's the truth. I love my work but it ain't easy. View quote
Madeline Kahn
A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. View quote
Ernest Hemingway
I like drama. I love being in a drama where I get to be the funny guy. That's what I really love the most. View quote
John Leguizamo
From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere! View quote
Dr. Seuss
It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. (Adlai Stevenson II)
Memories are doing funny things to us. View quote
Miloš Forman
Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so exciting. View quote
Bill Gates
Funny, when you finally faced reality, it was amazing how clearly you could see things. View quote
Mary Higgins Clark
Life's pretty funny when you're objectively on the outside looking at it. View quote
Philip Seymour Hoffman