Kid Quotes - page 94

I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes. (George Carlin)
I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions – central heating, room service on tap, and then... You finish off as an orgasm. View quote
George Carlin
When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse. View quote
George Carlin
I was an awkward kid. View quote
Louis C.K.
Is there something wrong with being a Muslim in this country? The answer's no. That's not America. Is there something wrong with some seven-year-old Muslim American kid believing that he or she could be president? View quote
Colin Powell
You know, I have a kid on my own, and I know how busy it is, the first weeks and the first month. View quote
Alessandra Ambrosio
You often hear this about directors, how it's like having the best set of toys. This fabulous train set, the biggest box of toys that a kid could possibly have. The best directors look like a kid having more fun than you're supposed to have. View quote
William Sadler
My mother said I was a little odd as a kid. I was alone a lot, but I didn't feel alone. View quote
Cyndi Lauper
I think the testimony was that one should not receive payment that would properly be due to the enslaved. But this country is, to this very day, receiving payment that was due to its enslavers. That's the way inheritance works in this country, however one might feel about that. If I assemble a mass of money, I have the right to pass that on to my kid. My kid has the right to do whatever and then pass it on to their kid. And so, there's something fundamentally injust if I have secured that money by taking it from one group, and then I pass that money on to my kid. View quote
Ta-Nehisi Coates
I was a really lousy artist as a kid. Too abstract expressionist; or I'd draw a big ram's head, really messy. I'd never win painting contests. I remember losing to a guy who did a perfect Spiderman. View quote
Jean-Michel Basquiat
People ask all the time, 'What would you be doing if you weren't Kid Rock?' It's simple: I'd be broke Kid Rock. (Kid Rock)
Well, I was into music since I was a kid, ya know, back in Detroit. I say Detroit, but it was really a little suburb outside the city called Romeo. View quote
Kid Rock
Make no mistake: Bob Ritchie's up early in the morning taking pictures of his son on the first day of his senior year. Kid Rock is passed out in a hotel room somewhere with four scantily-clad women. View quote
Kid Rock
When you're around kids you can be a little kid yourself and pretend that life is magic and you don't have to be one of those sweaty people going to work every day. View quote
Amy Winehouse
The days of ‘Let's haul this kid in front of the judge, scare him and send him home with a warning' are long since gone,” says attorney Jay Leiderman. " Prosecutorial discretion is a great thing if it's exercised, but it doesn't happen in any meaningful way these days, because prosecutions are so politicized. View quote
Jay Leiderman
I've been involved with sports my whole life, which made clothes and makeup and handbags not that important as a kid. I just didn't care. View quote
Jessica Biel
I haven't seen a professional player come out of New York in over 20 years since my brother Patrick came out. Blake spent a few years in Harlem, but he moved to Connecticut when he was a kid. View quote
John McEnroe
There are some parents who have really done it right and told their kid, 'You know, we have this dough, none of this is for you. You have to get your own. View quote
Robert Downey Jr.
I think there's a certain sense of grounding that comes from not being a rich kid from a media-elite school. View quote
Shepard Smith
I sometimes wish to be a kid again and go through life a little differently. View quote
Newton Lee
I've been a vegetarian for 14 years now, and a lot of the time I avoid going to restaurants. I eat at home. ... I've never had any desire to eat meat. In fact, when I was a kid I would have a really difficult time eating meat at all. It had to be the perfect bite, with no fat or gristle or bone or anything like that.... I don't judge people who eat meat-that's not for me to say-but the whole thing just sort of bums me out. (Tobey Maguire)
I am such a do-goody, people-pleasing kid - or I was - I don't think I've ever been fired, not even from an ice cream shop, magician for kids' parties, not even in my early jobs in radio. View quote
Ira Glass
My mom picked the name "Al Hurricane", because I used to knock things over as a kid and it stuck to me. So I took it as my professional name. View quote
Al Hurricane
I endured many weeks of it, but I had a big background in martial arts and fighting as a kid, so kind of all the problems got brushed away and I was ready. View quote
Jason Statham
A kid is something precious, and you want to protect it and keep it fun. I'm not a dad, but I've seen people and how they behave with their kids. View quote
Jason Statham