Guy Quotes

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood. (George Carlin)
None of us wanted to be the bass player. In our minds he was the fat guy who always played at the back. View quote
Paul McCartney
If you don't know the guy on the other side of the world, love him anyway because he's just like you. He has the same dreams, the same hopes and fears. It's one world, pal. We're all neighbors. View quote
Frank Sinatra
A guy walks up to me and asks 'What's Punk?'. So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's punk!'. So he kicks over the garbage can and says 'That's Punk?', and I say 'No that's trendy!' View quote
Billie Joe Armstrong
It's definitely more fun playing a bad guy. It feels a lot better than playing one of the good guys. View quote
Tom Felton
Never ask what sort of computer a guy drives. If he's a Mac user, he'll tell you. If not, why embarrass him? View quote
Tom Clancy
Torture is an impermissible evil. Except under two circumstances. The first is the ticking time bomb. An innocent's life is at stake. The bad guy you have captured possesses information that could save this life. He refuses to divulge. In such a case, the choice is easy. View quote
Charles Krauthammer
A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians. View quote
Frank Zappa
Why waltz with a guy for 10 rounds if you can knock him out in one? View quote
Rocky Marciano
You know it's gone to hell, when the best rapper out there is a white guy and the best golfer is a black guy. View quote
Charles Barkley
If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. (Elliott Smith)
Suddenly playing the charming bad guy was my thing. View quote
Ray Liotta
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well." View quote
Emo Philips
I like drama. I love being in a drama where I get to be the funny guy. That's what I really love the most. View quote
John Leguizamo
Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, "That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible." View quote
David Spade
I've got high standards when it comes to boys. As my dad says, all girls should! I'm from the South - Tennessee, to be exact - and down there, we're all about southern hospitality. I know that if I like a guy, he better be nice, and above all, my dad has to approve of him! View quote
Miley Cyrus
I was the only guy with any bit of anarchy left. View quote
Sid Vicious
I never get tired of smiling. I'm just the kind of guy who likes to smile. View quote
Jason Ritter
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius. View quote
Sid Caesar
I hope somebody hits.400 soon. Then people can start pestering that guy with questions about the last guy to hit.400. View quote
Ted Williams
I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours.' He said, 'Yes, but not in a row.' (Steven Wright)
It might seem as the hardest thing to do, but you have to forget the guy who forgot about you. View quote
Nicholas Sparks
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. View quote
Erica Jong
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? View quote
Woody Allen
Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words. View quote
Woody Allen