Reason Quotes - page 93
About five years ago, somebody showed me some web sites that had my material all over them, and I thought that was fascinating. One reason was, I'd never seen my jokes written one right after another like that. I write on drawing paper-I don't even like lines on the paper-so I have notebooks all over the place with handwritten pieces of my act in them. So to see it go by, all typed out neatly, was like, "Wow." And then two or three years ago, someone showed me a site, and half of it that said I wrote it, I didn't write. Recently, I saw one, and I didn't write any of it. What's disturbing is that with a few of these jokes, I wish I had thought of them. A giant amount of them, I'm embarrassed that people think I thought of them, because some are really bad.
Steven Wright
I will give you more and stronger ones. But if you still persist in refusing to listen to reason and decline to do my bidding, and if you wish deliberately to rush to your ruin, then I will shortly, in your presence, order your Castle to be stormed. (Here he pointed with one hand towards Fort Provintia.) My smart boys will attack it, conquer it, and demolish it in such a way, that not one stone will remain standing. If I wish to set my forces to work, then I am able to move Heaven and Earth; wherever I go, I am destined to win. Therefore take warning, and think the matter well over.
Koxinga
But what, Phaedrus, is the contrary of a dream if not some other dream?... A dream of vigilance and tension dreamt by Reason herself!-And what would such a Reason dream?-If a Reason were to dream-a Reason hard, erect, eyes armed, mouth closed, as though mistress of her lips-would not the dream she dreamt be what we see now-this world of exact forces and studied illusions?-A dream, a dream, but a dream interpenetrated with symmetries, all order, acts and sequences!
Paul Valéry