Tell Quotes - page 2

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. (Rodney Dangerfield)
You mustn't always believe what I say. Questions tempt you to tell lies, particularly when there is no answer. View quote
Pablo Picasso
How do you tell a communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin. View quote
Ronald Reagan
You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements. View quote
Norman Douglas
You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us. View quote
Robert Louis Stevenson
I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. View quote
Hunter S. Thompson
Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the time by watching the second hand of a clock. View quote
Ben Hecht
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. I'm beginning to believe it. View quote
Clarence Darrow
I love you as you are, but do not tell me how that is. View quote
Antonio Porchia
Often the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth. View quote
Mark Twain
Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't. (Margaret Thatcher)
Tell me what you read and I'll tell you who you are" is true enough, but I'd know you better if you told me what you reread. View quote
François Mauriac
Let me alone: I have yet my legs and one arm. Tell the surgeon to make haste and his instruments. I know I must lose my right arm, so the sooner it's off the better. View quote
Horatio Nelson
Go, lovely rose! Tell her that wastes her time and me That now she knows, When I resemble her to thee, How sweet and fair she seems to be. View quote
Edmund Waller
My choice early in life was either to be a piano-player in a whorehouse or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference. View quote
Harry S. Truman
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. View quote
George Carlin
The truth is always something that is told, not something that is known. If there were no speaking or writing, there would be no truth about anything. There would only be what is. View quote
Susan Sontag
Do you know because I tell you so, or do you know, do you know. View quote
Gertrude Stein
Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something. View quote
Pancho Villa
It doesn't make sense to hire smart people and then tell them what to do; we hire smart people so they can tell us what to do. View quote
Steve Jobs
I don't think that we necessarily lie. I mean, we make our living by pretending that we're someone else. I don't tell tall tales. I always tell the truth. (Albert Finney)
People change and forget to tell each other. View quote
Lillian Hellman
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. View quote
Henny Youngman
I have never been a material girl. My father always told me never to love anything that cannot love you back. View quote
Imelda Marcos
If I were a writer, how I would enjoy being told the novel is dead. How liberating to work in the margins, outside a central perception. You are the ghoul of literature. Lovely. View quote
Don DeLillo