Tell Quotes

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world. (George Bernard Shaw)
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. View quote
Mark Twain
Good people do not need law to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. View quote
Plato
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. View quote
Rodney Dangerfield
When in doubt tell the truth. View quote
Mark Twain
I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth and they thought it was hell. View quote
Harry S. Truman
My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition. View quote
Indira Gandhi
The historian's one task is to tell the thing as it happened. View quote
Lucian
If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people. View quote
Virginia Woolf
An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows. View quote
Dwight D. Eisenhower
A teacher affects eternity he can never tell, where his influence stops. (Henry Adams)
When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. View quote
Otto von Bismarck
You can tell the character of every man when you see how he receives praise. View quote
Seneca
I am bound to tell what I am told, but not in every case to believe it. View quote
Herodotus
If my doctor told me I had only six months to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster. View quote
Isaac Asimov
One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything. View quote
Oscar Wilde
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. View quote
George S. Patton
A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water. View quote
Eleanor Roosevelt
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. View quote
Woody Allen
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. View quote
Oscar Wilde
Why can we remember the tiniest detail that has happened to us, and not remember how many times we have told it to the same person. (François de La Rochefoucauld)
My mama always used to tell me: 'If you can't find somethin' to live for, you best find somethin' to die for.' View quote
Tupac Shakur
Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure. View quote
George Carlin
The cruelest lies are often told in silence. View quote
Robert Louis Stevenson
Never write an advertisement which you wouldn't want your family to read. You wouldn't tell lies to your own wife. Don't tell them to mine. View quote
David Ogilvy
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