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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes." (Steven Wright)
Happy the man, and happy he alone, he who can call today his own; he who, secure within, can say, tomorrow do thy worst, for I have lived today. View quote
John Dryden
Deliver me from writers who say the way they live doesn't matter. I'm not sure a bad person can write a good book, If art doesn't make us better, then what on earth is it for. View quote
Alice Walker
Why is everyone here so happy except me?" "Because they have learned to see goodness and beauty everywhere," said the Master. "Why don't I see goodness and beauty everywhere?" "Because you cannot see outside of you what you fail to see inside. View quote
Anthony de Mello
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.' View quote
Mitch Hedberg
There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbours will say. View quote
Cyril Connolly
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. View quote
Ernest Hemingway
The only true law is that which leads to freedom," Jonathan said. "There is no other. View quote
Richard Bach
Do you know what a Palmist once said to me? She said: will you let go! View quote
Vivian Stanshall
As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. View quote
Woody Allen
If you don't know what you want," the doorman said, "you end up with a lot you don't. (Chuck Palahniuk)
Culture is to know the best that has been said and thought in the world. View quote
Matthew Arnold
Could I say that the reason that I am here today, you know, from the mouth of the State Department itself, is: I should not be allowed to travel because I have struggled for years for the independence of the colonial peoples of Africa. View quote
Paul Robeson
A jealous lover of human liberty, deeming it the absolute condition of all that we admire and respect in humanity, I reverse the phrase of Voltaire, and say that, if God really existed, it would be necessary to abolish him. View quote
Mikhail Bakunin
Ah Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong. View quote
Oscar Wilde
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. View quote
Brendan Behan
I cringe when critics say I'm a master of the popular novel. What's an unpopular novel? View quote
Irwin Shaw
Nothing is so galling to a people not broken in from the birth as a paternal, or, in other words, a meddling government, a government which tells them what to read, and say, and eat, and drink and wear. View quote
Thomas Babington Macaulay
First they ignore you, then they say you're mad, then dangerous, then there's a pause and then you can't find anyone who disagrees with you. View quote
Tony Benn
When I am dead, I hope it may be said: His sins were scarlet, but his books were read. View quote
Hilaire Belloc
Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. (Bertrand Russell)
We say that a girl with her doll anticipates the mother. It is more true, perhaps, that most mothers are still but children with playthings. View quote
F. H. Bradley
Don't say you can't give up drinking. It's easy. I've done it a thousand times. View quote
W. C. Fields
It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember. View quote
Eugene McCarthy
I think I can safely say that nobody understands quantum mechanics. View quote
Richard Feynman