For a while I didn't have a car ... I had a helicopter ... no place to park it, so I just tied it to a lamp post and left it running. slow glance upward. (Steven Wright)

For a while I didn't have a car ... I had a helicopter ... no place to park it, so I just tied it to a lamp post and left it running. slow glance upward.

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