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Steven Wright - I put a new engine in my car, but I...
I put a new engine in my car, but I forgot to take the old one out.... Now I can go 300 mph. (Steven Wright)

I put a new engine in my car, but I forgot to take the old one out.... Now I can go 300 mph.

Steven Wright

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