I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, "What for?" I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar." (Steven Wright)

I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, "What for?" I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar."

Steven Wright

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