One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, 'Didn't you see the stop sign' I said, 'Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read' (Steven Wright)

One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, 'Didn't you see the stop sign' I said, 'Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read'

Steven Wright

Related topics

believe cop everything read running say see sign stop time yeah

Related quotes

I love being an illustrator because I get to read really great stories, work with amazing people, travel and see places I never would've seen. And I get to draw all the time. View quote
Brian Selznick
As long as I am running this Government I will run the Government as I see fit...as I believe in, based on my philosophy. View quote
Brian Cowen
I was raised on the good book Jesus Till I read between the lines Now I don't believe I ever wanna see the morning. View quote
Laura Nyro
I believe in a religion that believes in freedom. Any time I have to accept a religion that won't let me fight a battle for my people, I say to hell with that religion. View quote
Malcolm X
When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking his automobile. View quote
Bob Edwards