When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes." (Steven Wright)

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes."

Steven Wright

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