We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together. (Rodney Dangerfield)

We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.

Rodney Dangerfield

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