My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was. (Rodney Dangerfield)

My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.

Rodney Dangerfield

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