Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either' (Rodney Dangerfield)

Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either'

Rodney Dangerfield

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