My advice to women is First, don't smoke -- to excess Second, don't drink -- to excess Third, don't marry -- to excess. (Mark Twain)

My advice to women is First, don't smoke -- to excess Second, don't drink -- to excess Third, don't marry -- to excess.

Mark Twain

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