If a person offends you, and you are in doubt as to whether it was intentional or not, do not resort to extreme measures simply watch your chance and hit him with a brick. (Mark Twain)

If a person offends you, and you are in doubt as to whether it was intentional or not, do not resort to extreme measures simply watch your chance and hit him with a brick.

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