If you let a bully come in your front yard, he'll be on your porch the next day and the day after that he'll rape your wife in your own bed. (Lyndon B. Johnson)

If you let a bully come in your front yard, he'll be on your porch the next day and the day after that he'll rape your wife in your own bed.

Lyndon B. Johnson

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