Mark Twain and I are in the same position. We have put things in such a way as to make people, who would otherwise hang us, believe that we are joking. (George Bernard Shaw)

Mark Twain and I are in the same position. We have put things in such a way as to make people, who would otherwise hang us, believe that we are joking.

George Bernard Shaw

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