One popular new plastic surgery technique is called lip grafting, or fat recycling wherein fat cells are removed from one part of your body that is too large, such as your buttocks, and injected into your lips people will then be literally kissing ass. (Dave Barry)

One popular new plastic surgery technique is called lip grafting, or fat recycling wherein fat cells are removed from one part of your body that is too large, such as your buttocks, and injected into your lips people will then be literally kissing ass.

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