All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober Where's the meat'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad. (Dan Castellaneta)

All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober Where's the meat'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.

Dan Castellaneta

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