LAP, n. One of the most important organs of the female system an admirable provision of nature for the repose of infancy, but chiefly useful in rural festivities to support plates of cold chicken and heads of adult males. (Ambrose Bierce)

LAP, n. One of the most important organs of the female system an admirable provision of nature for the repose of infancy, but chiefly useful in rural festivities to support plates of cold chicken and heads of adult males.

Ambrose Bierce

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