If I was on death row and given one last meal I would ask for a fortune cookie. "Come on 'long prosperous life!'" (Mitch Hedberg)

If I was on death row and given one last meal I would ask for a fortune cookie. "Come on 'long prosperous life!'"

Mitch Hedberg

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