America may be the best country, but that's like being the prettiest Denny's waitress. Just because you're the best doesn't mean you're good. (Doug Stanhope)

America may be the best country, but that's like being the prettiest Denny's waitress. Just because you're the best doesn't mean you're good.

Doug Stanhope

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