I like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like to pretend it's regular-sized and my muscles are huge. (Jerry Seinfeld)

I like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like to pretend it's regular-sized and my muscles are huge.

Jerry Seinfeld

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