We're going to give men what they really want to see on TV. Monkeys, midgets, beer drinking and women jumping on trampolines. (Jimmy Kimmel)

We're going to give men what they really want to see on TV. Monkeys, midgets, beer drinking and women jumping on trampolines.

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