My wife told me the car wasn't running well. There was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was, and she told me it was in the lake. (Henny Youngman)

My wife told me the car wasn't running well. There was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was, and she told me it was in the lake.

Henny Youngman

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