Everybody in recovery smokes. If you don't like smoking, don't even bother trying to get sober. Just stay drunk. (Augusten Burroughs)

Everybody in recovery smokes. If you don't like smoking, don't even bother trying to get sober. Just stay drunk.

Augusten Burroughs

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