When I was a kid, I never went to Disneyland. My ol' man told me Mickey Mouse died in a cancer experiment. (Rodney Dangerfield)

When I was a kid, I never went to Disneyland. My ol' man told me Mickey Mouse died in a cancer experiment.

Rodney Dangerfield

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