If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland. (Dave Barry)

If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.

Dave Barry

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