Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland. They can't push away from the table. (Jesse Ventura)

Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland. They can't push away from the table.

Jesse Ventura

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