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Mitch Hedberg - I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug...
I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it...and he's always on time. (Mitch Hedberg)

I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it...and he's always on time.

Mitch Hedberg

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