[When suggested he could have invented crisps] I couldn't have invented crisps. [...] I don't really want to be known as the man who invented crisps. [...] I invented apples. [...] I invented pandas, and caps. I invented soil. (Noel Fielding)

[When suggested he could have invented crisps] I couldn't have invented crisps. [...] I don't really want to be known as the man who invented crisps. [...] I invented apples. [...] I invented pandas, and caps. I invented soil.

Noel Fielding

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