A couple nights ago, I was licking jelly off my boyfriend's penis. And I thought, "Oh my God - I'm turning into my mother!" (Sarah Silverman)

A couple nights ago, I was licking jelly off my boyfriend's penis. And I thought, "Oh my God - I'm turning into my mother!"

Sarah Silverman

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