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Ohh, I guess you got me there. He's absolutely right. I'm just a wash up. Gotta stand on the stage. - responding to the heckler saying "You're not funny! You're a reject! You never had no shows! You never had no movies! 'Seinfeld' that's it!"
Michael Richards
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