Oh! my name is John Wellington Wells,
I'm a dealer in magic and spells,
In blessings and curses
And ever-filled purses,
In prophecies, witches, and knells.

If you want a proud foe to "make tracks"-
If you'd melt a rich uncle in wax-
You've but to look in
On our resident Djinn,
Number seventy, Simmery Axe! (W. S. Gilbert)

Oh! my name is John Wellington Wells, I'm a dealer in magic and spells, In blessings and curses And ever-filled purses, In prophecies, witches, and knells. If you want a proud foe to "make tracks"- If you'd melt a rich uncle in wax- You've but to look in On our resident Djinn, Number seventy, Simmery Axe!

W. S. Gilbert

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