I had attempted the thing with vigour not less than ten or twelve times, I had not yet written a novel. All-all my pretty ones-had gone for a little, and then stopped inexorably like a schoolboy's watch. I might be compared to a cricketer of many years' standing who should never have made a run. Anybody can write a short story-a bad one, I mean-who has industry and paper and time enough; but not everyone may hope to write even a bad novel. It is the length that kills.