If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean. (Sarah Silverman)

If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean.

Sarah Silverman

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