Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire? (Rita Rudner)

Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?

Rita Rudner

Related topics

fire women hold say thing ugly looks

Related quotes

The writer must believe that what he is doing is the most important thing in the world. And he must hold to this illusion even when he knows it is not true. View quote
John Steinbeck
The most disagreeable thing that your worst enemy says to your face does not approach what your best friends say behind your back. View quote
Alfred de Musset
As the gambler said of his dice, to love and win is the best thing, to love and lose is the next best. View quote
William Makepeace Thackeray
Whether women are better than men I cannot say - but I can say they are certainly no worse. View quote
Golda Meir
There is no such thing as society: there are individual men and women, and there are families. View quote
Margaret Thatcher